This T-Shirt is a Distraction Tee, UFO Conspiracy, Funny Alien Abduction Unisex Classic Tee

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This T-Shirt is a Distraction Tee, UFO Conspiracy, Funny Alien Abduction Unisex Classic TeeAttention, citizens! This T shirt is a warning, a statement, and maybe just maybe an actual distraction. Featuring a striking UFO graphic actively beaming up the evidence (or maybe just your paycheck), this design is the perfect way to signal that you know the truth is out there. Is the government covering something up? Is the media diverting your attention? The answer is on your chest. This shirt is ideal for conspiracy theorists, UFO spotters, and

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