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World's Smallest Cock HatOur unisex World's Smallest Cock Hat is: 100% cotton chino twill Unstructured and low profile for a comfortable fit and casual look The back features a fabric slide closure with a buckle for customized, adjustable sizing Designed and embroidered in the US, not another shitty dropship company This product ships separately from all apparel and does not count towards our free shipping over $60 deal.

and an adjustable strap in the back so it fits like it was made just for you

Sewn eyelets

Snapback closure

If you want more of a relaxed or “oversized” look

and hang it above your bed like the loving menace you are

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or anything in between

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Seamless Foam Front Panel with Lining

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